Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Funny Captions

Photo 1:
Seventy-four year old Mark Adul attempts to beat yet another world record at his Austin lake house for longest time a senior citizen can hold their breath. Mark did come out victorious on October 3 &  unfortunately was rewarded the ability to hold his breath underground eternally. 

Photo 2:
Eighty-five year old bartender Melissa Rocha locks her walker to a stop sign on sixth street in order to prevent it from being stolen. The walker was pried from the pole a mere twenty minutes later by a group of senior citizen thugs. 

Photo 3:
Bob Rob the monkey rubs his old friend John Goodall's head in attempt to make him young again around evening time at the San Diego Zoo. Bob Rob got arrested later that day for committing illegal monkey business & got sentenced to life in cage. 




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